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Post by xBALLSxDEEPx30 on Jan 22, 2008 18:24:48 GMT -5
actually I have a F'ed up middle finger. When I was a kid I slammed my dads truck door shut, locked of course, and caught my finger in it. Next time you go to open your car door, imagine your finger caught in that little crack. It hurt like a mofo. Its got a wierd bend to it now when I extend it but the wife likes it woot woot
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Post by DiRT*ProCircuit*625 on Jan 22, 2008 20:13:20 GMT -5
i have broken all eight of my fingers, ripped the tenants in my right hands thumb, and had to......ummm....... learn to switch it up as i believe cory put it.lol. the injuries are real, but luckily i got my girl right before i wrecked.lol. the lame part is, is that it was in a baja bug, not my bike. wtf huh?lol.
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Post by hillstrom517 on Jan 22, 2008 20:52:46 GMT -5
lol ohhh good story for u guys..
ok soo one day i was riding my bmx bike jus riding along and i got a new chain on it soo as i was riding i decided to check to see how tight the chain was...(DUMBASS ME) soo i did and idk why i did this but i did i tried movin the chain..idk why once again and it caught my fingers..my pointy finger and my middle finger on my right hand up to the first knuckle on both fingers closest to the finger nail and it sucked em both in between the chain and the sproket and chopped em both off the worst part about it was back peddling my bike to get my fingers out...nice n slow as the little spikes cut even more into my fingers.ahhh soo much pain...and after i did that both the tips of my fingers were hangin on by pieces of skin..and i rode my bike home like that one handed people stopping and sayin like OMGG are u ok??wat happend do u need help??and im jus like naa im fine dont worry bout it..but i really was needed some help jus didnt wanna say it at the time..soo i rode all the home like that got home and all my family was home even some family friends and i walked past them into the kitchen and got a towel and wrapped my fingers up then the towel filled up with blood and startin drippin onto the floor..and im like DAD i need help...lol and my brother came instead and he seen it and hes LIKE WAT THE f**k HAPPEND? lol and then my dad came in then my mom runnin in screamin lol funny stuff...then they called the paramedics and i went outside and thats all i remember and i woke up on the side walk with a hugee headace and the paramedics around me....lol fun timess=]
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Post by Roach420 on Jan 23, 2008 15:00:58 GMT -5
O man that must have hurt!!!!!! I went to the doctor for the first time since the accident and let me tell you my finger looks like a side of beef that went through a cheese grader.. I will be sending Jimshorts some pictures of it so he can post em!!! And Cory I messed up my right hand which is the hand I do everything with... I have just realized that I can't do much of anything with my left hand... And this ought to make you laugh?? The worst parts is I have never had to wipe my a** with my left hand it's like watching a retard trying to eat hot wings.. lol
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Post by DiRT*ProCircuit*625 on Jan 23, 2008 16:35:21 GMT -5
OMG!! LMFAO!!! IM SORRY I AM LAUGHING BUT THAT IS FREAKING HILARIOUS ROACHY! LOL. BETTER THEN ANYTHING I EVER POSTED. THAT SUCKS BUT I STILL THINK ITS FUNNY AS AHNIT!! GLAD TO SEE YOU GOT YOUR HUMOR STILL.LOL. U ROCK DUDE!!
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Post by hillstrom517 on Jan 24, 2008 2:32:22 GMT -5
ya u no wat..im bout to go on unleashed tomorrow.. ANYBODY WANNA COME PLAY WITH ME ONLINE?
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Post by DiRT*ProCircuit*625 on Jan 25, 2008 8:46:20 GMT -5
i do what time?
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Post by xBALLSxDEEPx30 on Jan 25, 2008 10:48:48 GMT -5
Wow, I have never thought of the similarities between wiping one's ass left handed and eating hot wings....
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Post by DiRT*ProCircuit*625 on Jan 25, 2008 14:14:48 GMT -5
lol. wtf? you bust me up bro. stop it.
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Post by xBALLSxDEEPx30 on Jan 25, 2008 18:50:59 GMT -5
Dirt that was a sweet shift knob you made. did you use aluminum or Ti? Im gonna have to go open up the Dirt Mag and order me up one of those. Think BALLS will fit on there lol?
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Post by DiRT*ProCircuit*625 on Jan 25, 2008 19:33:14 GMT -5
thanks. its aluminum. 5052 alloy. its 1.5" around and 2.5" tall. my boss never noticed but i ordered the tap and metal and cutting tools needed for it. lol. i work with cnc mills and manual lathes all day. i love making crap. thats actually my third one, i am just making crap to enjoy work. i can make you one with BALLS on it no problem. like those plaques, i can make anything. i made my own clutch lever, but it broke on my frist ride when i feel on it. lol. just went and bought the cheapy after that. let me know.
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Post by hillstrom517 on Jan 26, 2008 19:55:33 GMT -5
haahahaha mann i wish i could get into makin stuff like that
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Post by DiRT*ProCircuit*625 on Jan 26, 2008 20:43:34 GMT -5
what do you want hilly, i can make anything from bar clamps, radiator supports, axle blocks, little shnit like that. i gotta do it at work though cuz i dont own a $32,000.oo machine. lol. meaning it might take some time, but i can do it. i already made some radiator lowering mounts for my rm. alot better on turns now. i also made a magnetic beer bottle holder for when i work on my truck. now i never knock it off the hood or anything.
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Post by hillstrom517 on Jan 26, 2008 23:38:11 GMT -5
lol could u make me some new radiators? lol =]
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Post by DiRT*ProCircuit*625 on Jan 27, 2008 1:27:18 GMT -5
not radiators, radiator mounts or replicate the works guards.
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