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Post by DiRT*ProCircuit*625 on Feb 20, 2009 19:23:30 GMT -5
i said, and quote, "PATRON"!!!!!!!! LOL.
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Post by $420$Monster271 on Feb 20, 2009 19:51:42 GMT -5
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Post by $420$Monster271 on Feb 20, 2009 20:01:33 GMT -5
Nah, anyone here ever seen the movie "Handcock"?? Oh man it's hilarious. LOLLL
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Post by Mxer721 on Feb 23, 2009 0:46:47 GMT -5
Hey! Ben, Whats your last name (im no stalker its for a joke)
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Post by DiRT*ProCircuit*625 on Feb 23, 2009 19:31:20 GMT -5
i like jokes. they make me laugh like a chimpanzee that just smoked a fatty in a hot-boxed vw in the middle of the night at a high-school party with bananas everywhere. or something like that. lol.
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Post by hillstrom517 on Feb 23, 2009 19:40:03 GMT -5
hahahaaha. "or something like that" ahahahha. that made that funny.
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Post by Mxer721 on Feb 24, 2009 0:43:41 GMT -5
hilly whats your full name?
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Post by hillstrom517 on Feb 24, 2009 3:47:44 GMT -5
oh me. lol its bobuhcadouche
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Post by Mxer721 on Feb 24, 2009 9:47:50 GMT -5
OK i will use Hilly then! Three dwarfs are standing infront of the guinness book of world records building. The first says to the others "I know I have the smallest hands, I'm going to go get my record!" As he comes out he says "Yeayea I got it!" The second says to the others "I know I have the smallest feet,I'm going to go get my record!" As he comes out he says " Yeayea I got it! The third says to the others "I know i have the smallest d***, I'm going to go get my record!" As he comes out he says "WHO THE HELL IS HiLLY517?!"
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Post by $420$Monster271 on Feb 24, 2009 16:20:36 GMT -5
HA. AND I REPEAT-HA. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA, I'VE HEARD THAT JOKE BEFORE. Except it was using my buddies' name. Oh, that's rich man. ooohhhhhhhhh. hahaa
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Post by DiRT*ProCircuit*625 on Mar 1, 2009 16:55:16 GMT -5
A GUY WALKS INTO THE BAR AND HAS A SEAT NEXT TO THE GENTLEMEN AT THE EDGE OF THE BAR. HE LOOKS OVER AND SEES THAT THE MAN HAS A LITTLE MAN PLAYING THE PIANO ND HES ABOUT A FOOT TALL. THE FIRST GUY ASKED, "WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT THING AT?" THE GENTLEMEN REPLIES, "OUTSIDE IS A LAMP UNDR THE BENCH. IT HAS A GENIE IN IT. GOOD LUCK BUDDY!"
THE FIRST MAN THINKS IT WAS AN AWKWARD RSPONSE, BUT CANT HELP GO CHECK IT OUT. HE GETS OUTSIDE AND GRABS THE LAMP. HE RUBS IT AND POOF, A GENIE SMOKES HIS WAY OUT. THE GENIE SAYS, "YOU GET ONE WISH FRIEND" THE MAN THINKS OF NOTHING AND IMMEDIATELY RESPONSED, "I WANT A MILLION BUCKS!!!!"
THE NEXT THING THE GUY KNOWS, FROM THE EAST COME A MILLION DUCKS FLYING TOWARDS HIM. THE MAN RUSHES INSIDE BACK TO THE MAN HE FIRST ENCOUNTERED. HE SAYS TO HIM, "I THINK THAT GENIE IS KINDA HARD OF HEARING."
THE GENTLEMEN REPLIES "NO sh*t!! WHAT DID YOU 'THINK' I ASKED FOR, A 12 INCH PIANISTS?!!!!!!!!"
GET IT? LOL.
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Post by $420$Monster271 on Mar 1, 2009 17:02:42 GMT -5
HAHA Dirt......LOL
A guy walks into a bar......what does he say?
OUCH.
I know it's lame, but I hope everyone got it. LOL
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Post by DiRT*ProCircuit*625 on Mar 3, 2009 19:17:41 GMT -5
guy and a girl are at a bar and the lady invites the gentlemen back to her place afterwards. he goes and when they get there they start getting kinda into it. she stops him and says, "WAIT!! MAKE SURE YOU USE ONLY THE BEST RUBBERS!"
the guy looks at her with a suprised look and responds, "YOU USE BRIDGESTONES ON YOUR BIKE TOO?!""
i just made this up as i typed so dont judge me. lol.
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Post by Fasst_Ju$tin on Mar 3, 2009 20:03:25 GMT -5
lmfaooooo nice one dirt u sly dog u haha but to bad maxxis is the best tire haha
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Post by DiRT*ProCircuit*625 on Mar 4, 2009 12:10:27 GMT -5
yea, i know. lol.
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